C'est Ma Vie

pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:34:09 -0500

i’m really sorry

the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:59:50 -0500

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

allthingseurope: Clifden Castle, Ireland (by mikelmcknight72a)

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:38:09 -0500

allthingseurope:

Clifden Castle, Ireland (by mikelmcknight72a)

princessmarshmallow: katethechopstick: enasnivolz: ealperin: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:23:27 -0500

princessmarshmallow:

katethechopstick:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Reblogging for the iambic pentameter

IT’S NOT JUST IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

IT’S IN RHYMING IAMBIC PENTAMETER

theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:17:35 -0500

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

thefrogman: I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:15:46 -0500

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

wibblywobblywitticism: When in doubt, tea. When happy, tea. When cold, tea. When sad, tea. When...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:30:12 -0500

wibblywobblywitticism:

When in doubt, tea.
When happy, tea.
When cold, tea.
When sad, tea.
When sick, tea.
When no inspiration, tea.
When have to leave bed, tea.
When supposed to be doing homework, tea.
When scheming to take over world, tea.
When summoning minor demon, tea.
When accidentally starting apocalypse, tea.

Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to making a horcrux.

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:24:24 -0500

jetpuffedup:

alltheselokifeels:

But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet.

The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards.

All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed.

i want to know what it is so badly

Of course she knows she wrote the book

An idea of what it might be just popped into my head and I don’t know how to respond to it.

fuckacceptthis: somebody help jack

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:58:23 -0500

fuckacceptthis:

somebody help jack

zeekayart: ok how do the two cutest pokemon make the evilest...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:56:08 -0500

zeekayart:

ok how do the two cutest pokemon make the evilest looking face

i give up i am done

dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:55:54 -0500

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

tyleroakley: My formal title.

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:46:13 -0500

tyleroakley:

My formal title.

Better- what happens if he’s Romeo, but you’re...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:45:25 -0500

Better- what happens if he’s Romeo, but you’re Rosaline?

morristibbs: im laghing so hard at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:43:41 -0500

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

natwing52: bemusedlybespectacled: ramoorebooks: opinionatedlez...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:50:00 -0500

natwing52:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:31:37 -0500

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

tastefullyoffensive: Headline of the year.[latimes]

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:31:13 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:28:58 -0500

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

dredsina: uss-awesome: imafangirlnotadoctor: #ITS SO...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:21:51 -0500

dredsina:

uss-awesome:

imafangirlnotadoctor:

#ITS SO SMALL #HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIT THE CREW IN HERE

WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?

THE STARSHIP HAS TO BE AT LEAST…THREE TIMES THIS SIZE

peoplecallmepsycho: sansa haters know even less than jon snow

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:19:52 -0500

peoplecallmepsycho:

sansa haters know even less than jon snow