May 2013
109 posts
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
tyleroakley:
zombiegenocidest:
ACCURATE.
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
wibblywobblywitticism:
When in doubt, tea. When happy, tea. When cold, tea. When sad, tea. When sick, tea. When no inspiration, tea. When have to leave bed, tea. When supposed to be doing homework, tea. When scheming to take over world, tea. When summoning minor demon, tea. When accidentally starting apocalypse, tea.
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Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to...
jetpuffedup:
alltheselokifeels:
But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet.
The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards.
All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed.
i want to know what it is so badly
Of course she knows she wrote the book
An idea of what it might be...
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
peoplecallmepsycho:
sansa haters know even less than jon snow
kawaiipeculier:
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
Rock, paper, have sex with me
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
rhydonmyhardon:
i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time
